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For the geeks like me http://htwins.net/scale/ Remarkable!

Boxes, boxes everywhere and not a drop to drink. Sigh. This would have really gone well with some Shiraz.

Heyy, imma new here n likkee exxxtra lllettteeerrrsssssssss! Dumbass.

Boxes, boxes. There's no end to the boxes. Where'd all this stuff come from?!

Thou art a fawning rude-growing harpy.

Dear AOT - all your regulars agree the tagging system is totally out of whack. Please get rid of it for now.

Bluhduh. Bluh-duh! Bluhd. Dere! Not funny! Not funny!

For some of the male AOT community: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet

Okay. If we sterilize or kill all the people who've tried the Cinnamon Challenge, we're off to a good start.

Forget the chipmunk - Dramatic Maki is here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14alLh3LglQ

Charlie bit my finger! Charlie! That hurt!

Cute idea: http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/09/do-i-look-more-attractive-while-standing-next-to-this-near-naked-girl/

I used to live above a guy in a duplex. He made the whole place smell like meat pie.

I wanna Pop! I wanna a...Shasta!

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?"

Okay. An apostrophe implies the word IS. If you say "it's," you mean IT IS. "Its" is used for possession.

Neat comment on the "Ground Zero Mosque" http://daryllang.com/blog/4421

It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under, huh huh huh huh huh huh.

Enjoying some Fuzion Shiraz Malbec. By the bucketful.

Look at your post. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine.

I is huked on fonics, baybee!

To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate.

Remember 'A Christmas Story'? I got my kiddo to eat today after letting him watch the Piggy scene.

Dear Girl I Treat Like Shit: I'll never change. Suck it up or leave. Sincerely, Your Asshole Boyfriend.

I wish I could effectively slap a few AOT'ers through the monitor. No, really.

Having to explain what should be elementary humour is exhausting.

Bill knows what he's talking about. MLK would be mortified. Education, not violence. Sigh.

Dear IT Guy, Talk to me like I'm an idiot again and this modem's going up yer butt. Sincerely, LMcB

Dear Parents who reviewed Astro Boy, Thanks for no heads-up about the abandonment part! Assholes! - PssdMama

Dear Miss Philippines, We shit out pants when you got top 15. Love from the White T-Shirt Queens in Bed

Dear Mothers, We really fucking hate the forwarded cutsey e-mails. Stop it. Love, Your Kids.

Dear Carbohydrates, If you stop going to my ass, I promise to stop taking you for granted. Sincerely, Chubbs

Dear Mr. Travolta, You are merely a fat shadow of the hotness you were in 1977. Sincerely, the 70's girls.

Dear Caillou, You're a whiny brat and no longer welcome in my house. Sincerely, Vexed Mama

Dear Tailgater, I wish I had a crap car so that I could stand on my brakes right now. Sincerely, InFrontOfYou

Dear Dora the Explorer, The banana tree is right behind you. Sincerely, Annoyed Toddler.

Dear Paper, You should know that covering me doesn't defeat me - it just makes me cozy. Sincerely, Rock.

Dear 'Tear-Free' Bubble bath, Bullshit.Sincerely, My Eyes Are Killing Me.

Dear Adults, WTF are you saying?!?!Sincerely, Charlie Brown

Dear Gwen Stefani, Thank you for teaching me how to spell banana. Sincerely, Anonymous.

Dear iPhone, please stop changing all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Can't.

Dear goths, Please stop pretending you are non-conformist. You all dress the same. - The rest of society

Dear You're, Sorry for all the confusion.Sincerely, Your.

Dear Shirt, Please realize I am too sexy for you. Please inform the cat of this also. - Right Said Fred

Dear Team Edward, Our vampire could kick your vampire's ass. Sincerely, Team Dracula.