Joker27

I noticed something odd in class today. We studying female anatomy and for some reason a heart was included.

people who try to be random aren't funny

how do you call a drug dealer?

I hope whoever reads this doesn't suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

It'd be cool if a space bar was a place in some other galaxy where u get drunk, instead of a key on a board

For some reason when I get along really well with someone i never want to speak to them again

Haven't really been in the mood to interact with other human beings but I'll be back someday in the far future

Just because your paranoid don't mean they're not after you

eunuch u should sign in again not that i care

what song is it that goes den duh den chiggy chiggy den den DEN?

Remember its valentines day n Every Kiss Begins With Kay® So make ur loved 1 feel blest n Send the Very BestÂ

My basement is literally considered a crime scene at the moment

theres no job too immense when youve got confidence with a C and a O ana N and a F ana I and a D and an ENCE

chicken wings suck!

if your username is something as cliche as dark emo heartbreak you should kill yourself