joe_eschaton

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Don't call me puddin' ...

3 weeks, 1 day ago

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If your user id begins with 'Guest' then you may's well forget it. We've got used to your bullshit. Try again.

3 weeks, 3 days ago

I have nothing. But most of you would molest your own daughter to possess the life I lead. And then waste it.

3 weeks, 3 days ago

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'I'm available' can often mean I left the page open while I absent mindedly buggered off to the pub! Sorry! :)

3 weeks, 4 days ago

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- dandelions.
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- |3 weeks ago
- Oh man, I do this ALL the time. Most of the time I'm on here (and I wish I could put a disclaimer in my profile or something) I'm working on other things-- editing someone's manuscript, writing my own work, whatever and I might be slow to respond. OR sometimes I just peace out entirely. Especially over night. I feel bad when it happens, but, I also feel like it's water under the bridge. :D
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - Oh man I am so past feeling bad about anything that goes on, or not, online. Ever have someone disconnect on you and freak out wondering what the hell you said wrong, or vice versa? Well not anymore goddammit! :)
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  - - dandelions.
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    - |3 weeks ago
    - Nah. It's the internet. If someone disconnects on me, it ain't no thang. BUT, I also know that my router sucks and I'm never sitting attentive at a computer so I assume others have the exact same thing going on.
      
      This is why I could never do video chat, people would be pissed at my inattention constantly. I can hear the "just sit the fuck down and pay attention"s already. :D
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    - - joe_eschaton
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      - |3 weeks ago
      - I'm sorry - you were saying? :D
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      - dandelions.
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        |3 weeks ago
        
        Why aren't you paying attention to me? You hate me, don't you... what the frick. FINE.
        
        :D
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- Deenie
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- |3 weeks ago
- i am so guilty of not signing off, im glad I'm not the only one-
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - Makes me laugh tho: Generally people would rather have their fingernails pulled out with flaming pliers than read into a piece of happenstance. Do it on the net tho and suddenly everyone's a deconstructionist hehe...
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Back in my day vampires sucked blood not dick...

3 weeks, 4 days ago

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I was gonna ask for her panties to make soup with, but I didn't want her to get offended...

3 weeks, 4 days ago

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I wish people would learn the basics of language before attempting to comment on the complexities of life...

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- franciscarter
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- |3 weeks ago
- Albert Einstein, one of the 20th century's greatest physicists and mathematicians was no good at arithmetic, just because you can't write good English does not mean that you may not have formulated a philosophy that has the answers.
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - 'Write good English'... has to be one of the ugliest turns of phrase I've ever encountered. That's enough for me to condemn it to the realms of retardation alone. And Einstein wasn't a philosopher. And his arithmetic was poor compared to the greatest mathematicians of his time. Compared to yours, I even daresay ours, it was the numerical equivalent of Shakespeare I've no doubt... ;)
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    - |3 weeks ago
    - My we are snippy today ;-{ and someone else has already commented on your use of ellipsis. Tell me are you the "anybody out there equivalent" of the Monty Python argument sketch?
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    - - joe_eschaton
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      - |3 weeks ago
      - Hey, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition baby... ;)
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- chipper
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- |3 weeks ago
- Maybe the people who don't know the basics of grammar feel they have nothing to prove, like me.
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - "I'm the one who's intellectually secure enough to appear stupid David..." Robert Webb. Yes, for comedy purposes... with one caveat: that you're actually funny! ;)
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- BansheeBeat
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- |3 weeks ago
- On the contrary, the biggest problem I see is the slanging around of needlessly verbose comments without making a point. As if vocabulary is more important than logic when throwing in your opinion.
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - That would make sense dear, if it actually made sense. I refer you respectfully to the OP... ;)
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  - - BansheeBeat
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    - |3 weeks ago
    - Let me rephrase since you can't sit through a sentence.
      People here generally seem to think this:
      Big words > logic.
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    - - joe_eschaton
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      - |3 weeks ago
      - Also, I just scanned my OP for any 'big words'... are you seriously suggesting 'complexities' is one of those? Then you truly are a retard. :p
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      - BansheeBeat
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        |3 weeks ago
        
        Nah, I wasn't implying that you were part of that. I was presenting my response to your opinion.
        You said that people with horrible grammar should have no place in a more complex discussion.
        I stated that another significant amount of people would rather spit out needlessly verbose responses to Seem like they have the upper hand in the debate, but they end up making to point.
        You've never shown to be that kind of person. I'd rather be on your good side because you don't seem like an asshole.
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        |3 weeks ago
        
        making no* point.
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      - joe_eschaton
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      - |3 weeks ago
      - On the contrary I think people believe logic = magic. I trust you're familiar with Aristotle and Frege before you go invoking this vague and widely misunderstood technical, highly philosophical, notion...
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- ThatguyWithTheFace
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- |3 weeks ago
- Good luck with that.
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- - joe_eschaton
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  - |3 weeks ago
  - As though wishing for something needed luck on my part, or anything else... QED.
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  - - ThatguyWithTheFace
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    - |3 weeks ago
    - Ah, excuse me if I was too vague.
      I merely assumed that by taking the time to post something like that on a site such as this you intended to do something about it, rather than simply wasting space with a futile observation.
      In that posted statement I meant only to point out the pointlessness of your post.
      However, after making said post I remembered what site I was on and that you probably didn't know or care that your post held absolutely no value.
      Also, before you comment on someone's grammatical habits it would be best to know that an ellipsis is intended to be used in place of an omission, rather than at the end of a complete idea. Unless of course you were using improper grammar ironically, in which case I respect your wit, though I don't think that was the case.
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      - |3 weeks ago
      - 1) I do. Which is why I bemoan, and then correct where possible, any errors of sense and reference (logic) or grammar I happen to encounter.
        
        2) Pointless perhaps, but then ultimately so is the teaching profession, on your showing...
        
        3) The use of ellipses is not a matter of grammar, but of Style, capital S. As it happens I don't believe in 'complete' ideas or sentences... else there would be no role for definition. (Which, ironically, in logic, there really isn't).
        
        4) Do you mean Socratic, Romantic, or Postmodern irony? Because you were probably correct in at least two of those. Which two I'll leave you in your wisdom to deduce... ... ;)
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      - ThatguyWithTheFace
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        |3 weeks ago
        
        1.) In corrections, I suppose this comment could be considered warranted, however as an independent statement, it serves no purpose.
        
        2.) If you're going to argue, argue the material, rather than the person challenging you.
        
        3) I'll accept that the use of an ellipsis at the end of a sentence can be considered acceptable through vernacular.
        
        4) I meant Socratic Irony, though still don't know whether or not that was the intent.
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        |3 weeks ago
        
        1.1a 'In corrections'? Sorry, reminds me of Anne Robinson's Weakest Link: 'In words/sport/penguins what is a commonly used etc for an etc...
        
        1.1b Independent statement? What the fuck is one of those? All statements depend, for their sense, or their truth, or their application, on at least one other thing - often another statement.
        
        2.1a You're accusing me of an 'ad hominem' retort. Not guilty. I took issue with the replies, no the repliers. I have no grief with 'you'. I don't even believe in 'you'.
        
        3.1a That's mighty big of you.
        
        4.1a Well the point is rather that irony, like every other concept, is capable of evolution. I have no problem with this either. But evolution is long, tortuous affair, born of struggle and strife. Glad to see you contribute to the birth pangs of another form-of-life, form-of-communique, friend. :)
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The sky is falling in... no really, it is! Oh, meteors...

3 weeks, 6 days ago

Higher than a bat on raspberry jam...

1 month ago

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Smoking weed indoors is so depressing... fuck this ridiculous sky! :(

1 month ago

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I may possibly be hard rain's greatest fan, but even I think this summer's proper starting to take the piss...

1 month, 1 week ago

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Tangled up in Blu-Tack...

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Laid in Wales: Yellow daffodils/ will always remind him of/ antibiotics.

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Christmas

Don't you know that it's different for girls...?

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Fools in love... is there anyone more pathetic?

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One joke is worth a thousand handshakes...

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Nothing outside the text.

1 month, 1 week ago

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Philosophy

Boredom is the mind-numbing, spiritual clash between knowledge and no specific desire...

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Anything but indifference towards your family members reveals a keen, inexplicable interest in the local history of fucking.

1 month, 1 week ago

Coffee's like a Muslim woman: hot, brown, wet, best kept under wraps, but is probably a threat to our security

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Spanish rice 'n' eggs. Who'd have thought of that!

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2 Down (6, 6) Medical man pulls pair together.

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I'm so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin me ova n shit....

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Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it wasn't us!

1 month, 2 weeks ago

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I used to write. Now I desecrate my notebook.

1 month, 2 weeks ago

If you only knew... I have done more damage to the world than it has ever done to you...

1 month, 2 weeks ago

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Frankly Mr Shankly I'm a sickening wreck, I've got the 21st century a-breathing down my neck...

1 month, 3 weeks ago

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Eviscerating a straw man still remains evisceration practice.

1 month, 3 weeks ago

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There is only one world... only one set of facts. How is disagreement even possible?

2 months, 1 week ago

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philosophy looks for meaning(s)... in the interest of (an) understanding...

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Philosophy

Everything accompanied by a mouth-organ is propaganda...

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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So we sit in our gun... can I ask what you're on?

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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If masturbating to dolphin mating calls is wrong I don't wanna be right...

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Love and abuse are two sides of the same old almighty, asexual coin...

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Last night my mood was poetry...

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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If you ever think about forever then your problems are over...

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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And the bible didn't mention us...

2 months, 4 weeks ago

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What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion? I only cry when I'm chopping up an onion...

2 months, 4 weeks ago

Deidicated you all you... all you man, beings. Yeah.

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What's the best thing about shagging twenty one yr olds? There's twenty of them...

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