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Is it just me, or is it unusually lame and extra boring tonight?

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Widget...what a stupid word.

1 day, 3 hours ago

The devil has entered into my life once again. I will be strong this time. Even if he is built like a god...

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I'm not cybering with you. Wanna be fucked? Tie yourself to some fucking train tracks and wait...

4 days ago

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AshleyisRad has a queen of crackers tattoo on her left breast.

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Super Bowl

If they searched my room and found a life sized doll of a woman, everyone would assume I was fucking it...

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The length of the wiggle depends on the size of the fault

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Earthquakes

Since my rude friends turned my beautiful post into smut...I have to think of something else.

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When I ask you to listen to a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything I'm trying to say to you

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Lyrics

Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.

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Wives

School, I don't love you anymore. It's over. Leave me alone.

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Thank you T Mobile for being so awesome.

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Can any of you ladies squirt?

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I heart bigassmidget.

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Dear annoying fly, Go fuck yourself. With love, the bitch who's about to kill yo ass.

5 days, 15 hours ago

Gays

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- Place it on a toothpick and sacrifice it to his gods.
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  - I hate you less...
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- use this invention to make it go away lol
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoBGau9623I
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- Do it!!! Terminate that fly with extreme prejudice!!!
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  - I sprayed it with Off. The same Off I used to kill this huge spider in my car two days ago. What is it with bugs in my car??
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    - Hey, it could be worse.... it could be rodents.... or, as was the case for me one morning, a bird.
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      - I've had worse. This is gross, but I'll tell you anyway. A while ago, my daughter left an open lunchable in the back seat on the floor. I didn't notice for a few days. I was cleaning out my car and there were baby maggots, everywhere. I was so pissed off and ready to set my car on fire. I cleaned them out like a big girl, didn't even puke, and made a "no more food in mommy's car" rule.
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        Looooovely. That's probably a good rule to put into action after an incident like that.
        This all reminds me of a great prank to do to someone you don't like at all... smear cheese under the driver's seat, and tape a fish to the under-side of the passenger seat. See how long it takes them to find the culprits. The answer is one week for the fish, almost two for the cheese.
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        Gross lol.
        
        At least they were babies. If that had been adults, my car would have been in the river.
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  - On another note.... how in the hell is this tagged with "Gays"? Way to be, AOT.
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Stop wearing clothes that look like they are about to eat you. Buy a bigger size. You'll still be beautiful.

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Also, stop referring to yourself as an "automotive technician". You're a grease monkey.

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Why is it when people take pics of themselves in a mirror, they look at the screen and not the glass?

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Where all the black men at?

6 days, 1 hour ago

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As it turns out, I don't really care anyway.

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Going to bed in 22 minutes. If anything new, cool, or exciting happened; tell me now.

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

6 days, 12 hours ago

What should I eat for lunch?

6 days, 13 hours ago

I love morbidly obese women with shitty hygiene. I like them stupid too cause I'm a jerk.

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Death

Bitch, get over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!

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Jokes

I just wanna bitch slap someone right now. Any volunteers?

1 week ago

Volunteering

I found a site even slower than AoT. Hot damn.

1 week ago

I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver

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Touch

The moon has now eclipsed the sun, the angel has spread its wings, the time has come for bitter things

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Profile stalking is awesome

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Awesome

I need a list of all the nerds and how nerdy you are please.

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Geeks

Don't put pics up of naked bitches that look like they got fucked w/ tanks. If your pussy is beat up, cover it

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Omg. What the fuck is with all the nudity today?

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Entertainment

25 hour naps are great.

1 week ago

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Pointless, meaningless sex. Good or bad?

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Vampires suck = hilarious

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Dear AoT, thanks for eventually removing the censor. I read the email. Awesome. Sincerely, Decomp

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Awesome

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- Way to show the people at AoT they made the right decision.
  
  Words I can never get through: Cunt, dick, twat, pussy, piss, cum.
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  - Awesome!
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    - Heyyyy, it just censored my word "fuck"
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- I can't wait fucking wait to be able to curse like a motherfucker when some cunts are acting like twats. Fuck, shit, damn.
  
  True test: Booty.
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  - FUCKING W00T... booty works! fucking booty clapin hoes meng....i said booty clapin mutha fucking trick hoes mutha fucka big fucking oiled up ghetto booty clapin fucking hoes in da house bitch ass mutha fuckas
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    - Hey man. Sometimes you wanna talk about a booty call. Also, anal.
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      - mmmmmmmm anal tight anal on a bangin big booty hoe...that be the shit right thurr. hmm is cyber censored?
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        weird it filtered out cyber on my last post so i had to spell it cyberz but it works now so mutha fucking bitch ass shit on a stick cyber away bitches
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- mother fucking fuck yes bitch ass mother fucking fucking snakes on this god damn motha fucking plane bitch asses mutha fucka dick goes in pussy and ass than mouth dirty cum dumpster whore hawt midget sex cock sucking mutha fucking shit FUCK YEA!
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Damn bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and smack that monkey

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