bigassmidget

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I feel in love with a Mexican girl.

After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Walking down the street shooting people people down I meet fully loaded tommy gun!

Yo soy como raton en tu ratonera. Trampa que no mata pero no libera. Vivo muriendo prisionero.

I don't care about your relationship problems. stop bugging with them, grow some balls and stop being a bitch.

Each day more frightening, all of us wanna die. The pressure's tightening, I don't even want to try

Now I see the times they change, leaving doesn't seem so strange.

I just took the Cosby kids to pool. And it felt awesome.

Fuck you internet. always acting up.

My parents said I can be whatever I want, so I decided to become an asshole.

I may not be perfect. But parts of me are awesome.

Always borrow money from pessimists; they'll never expect it back.

Well I woke up Sunday morning, with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.

Where it's at! I got two turntables and a microphone...

How can heaven hold a place for me, when a girl like you has cast a spell on me.

If I were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight the irresistible urge to thank me.

To keep with the theme, this is my "naked" picture.

Warning: The stunts or activities I perform are done by a professional. Do not try what I do at home.

Think really hard.... Who do you wish found you attractive?

Burping Doritos and Tequila isn't the greatest feeling in the world.

Pounding in my head equals the pounding of my fist on the desk.

The next time I drink, someone stop me please.

Holy drunk I think I'm god.

Baby girl tell mommy what happens to liars. "They burn in hell". Good girl...

Damn time differences making me all tired when I shouldn't be.

I fucking hate liars.

Just because I comment on your post does not mean I want to talk to you.

Fucking Time Warner and your inferior products. Why can't your internet just work properly?

Is Fosters really Australian for beer? Cause I gotta say... I'm not impressed by it at all.

Pinche calor de San Antonio. Es como un orno! My testicles are stuck to my inner thigh.

Marines need hummers. Help support the cause.

What's your favorite body part of the opposite or same sex? I'm a breast man myself.

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to, all of life's problems.